zombi corgi
tags → #food 


Count on Elizabeth Hand to craft a rich and surreal re-imaging of the events that would occur after the conclusion of the classic Universal Horror film. Bizarre…but if you stumble across this in a used bookstore, buy it, read it.

Thank You for the tip about this novel. I’ve always thought it was unfair that the only well-known classic Universal Monster that was a woman (I love Countess Zaleska but she’s not as firmly lodged in the pop culture psyche) only got about five minutes of actual screen time before being destroyed. Considering what her male counterpart survived, it made no sense that a simple laboratory explosion would destroy her for good. Found this on the Amazon marketplace for .50 so I ordered it.
tags → #books 

The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times.

Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist (via kushandwizdom)


emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you




Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

my penis would have been tiny omg

tags → #5 inches welp